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October 2, 2014 Posted by | Bible, Bible Study, Biblical Interpretation, Christian, Christianity, God, Jesus, New Testament, Religon, Theology | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

A Little Humor

1. “You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through.”

2. “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them a while.”

3. “If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.”

4. “If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.”

5. “Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? Because that’s the speed of the bullet that’ll be chasing you.”

6. “You don’t know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?”

7. “Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don’t think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I’m the shift supervisor?”

8. “Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I’m warning you not to do that again or I’ll give you another ticket.”

9. “The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not: Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?”

10. “Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go on rides and eat cotton candy and corn dogs.”

11. “Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.”

12. “In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC.” (National Crime Information Center)

13. “Just how big were those ‘two beers’ you say you had?”

14. “No sir, we don’t have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we’re allowed to write as many tickets as we can.”

15. “I’m glad to hear that the Chief [of Police] is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail.”

16. “You thought we don’t give pretty women tickets? You’re right, we don’t. Sign here.”

March 2, 2011 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

Darwin Day

It is a very sad day when we have a “Darwin Day” celebration. If there is a “Darwin Day” celebration I think there should be a day that celebrating the creation of the world through intelligent design be allowed in schools as well.  Why not let the top Intelligent Design scientists explain there point of view. Is that not what science is all about.  The ability to prove a theory through deductive reasoning.   Read the following article written by Sharon Hughes (http://www.christiannewstoday.com/Christian_News_Report_181.html)

Sponsored by the Institute for Humanist Studies , their website encourages that Darwin Day be celebrated in many different ways: “civic ceremonies with official proclamations, educational symposia, birthday parties, art shows, book discussions, lobby days, games, protests, and dinner parties. Organizers may include: academic societies, science organizations, free thought groups, religious congregations, libraries, museums, galleries, teachers and students, families and friends.”

Since Charles Darwin was both the ‘father’ of evolution and an an atheist a brief look at a few of the views of today’s atheist evolutionists reveals some of the ‘fruit’ of his theory:

Richard Dawkins, a devotee of Charles Darwin, said that everyone believed in evolution except “the ignorant, stupid or wicked.”
 
There are some atheists who believe in ‘intelligent design,’ but not by a Creator. They Francis Crick, Nobel Prize winner and one of the discoverers of the structure of DNA, the genetic blueprint for life, believes that life forms were sent to earth in a space ship by a dying civilization. As a matter of fact, both discoverers of the DNA, Watson and Crick, are outspoken atheists.

But not only atheist advocates of evolution are promoting the theory of evolution, the mainstream media is as well, such as when MSNBC did an entire series on where the human species is headed in “Human Evolution at the Crossroads,” discussing such ideas as Darwin believed that there is no ultimate meaning in life. I guess that makes sense if you also believe your uncle was a monkey.

Related:
International Society for Complexity, Information and Design
Origins
The Racist Roots of Evolution

February 19, 2008 Posted by | Christian, culture | , , , , , | Leave a comment

   

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